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New Shape & You

Your beliefs and values shift. They change. They adapt. Because you live in a world doing the same. This is a world that’s hard to grasp. It’s moving fast and you’re doing your best to keep up. But that shouldn’t mean you won’t be understood. On the contrary: the world should see the principles for which you work so hard. It should recognize your value, in all its complexity. It should see your place. And with New Shape, it will.

Much like the telegraph and Internet before it, this is a revolution in communication technologies. After years of research in data mining, information visualization, synthetic morphology, magnetic levitation, and energy conservation, Shape, Inc. is proud to introduce New Shape: a representation of your values and belief system, completely encompassed in a 3D object, independent from any broadcast medium or channel. This is about bypassing the vagaries of discourse. It’s about letting everyone know you, while still having time to be you.

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Your New Shape Implant

Shape, Inc.’s patented New Float system keeps your New Shape close by at all times. Hovering a few inches above your shoulder, your New Shape will never be disrupted by your arm movements and is out of the way of passers-by. Our network of certified surgeons have been verified by internal and independent auditors to ensure the utmost safest conditions for your implant. Reach out to one now and book your New Shape installation today. The 15 minute near-painless procedure will get you on your way to being truly understood.

New Shape Inputs

We know you’ve got a lot going on. You don’t have time to program your New Shape to your preferred sources of information. At the same time, you don’t want to wait for your New Shape to learn what you’re all about. That’s why New Shape is built with enough sensors that we can’t even list them all here. Your New Shape will consider where you are, who you’re talking to, what you’re saying, what they’re saying, what you’re reading, when you’re reading it, and so much more. Because all of these things don’t just change—they change what you’re all about.

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The New Shape Guarantee

Shape, Inc.’s history is steeped in data-science, a field predicated on communicating the truth. Grown out of the strength of American academia, Shape, Inc. was a project conceptualized by MIT’s Institute for Universal Knowledge & Understanding. Spearheaded by its founder, Stephen Overbrook—a former data journalist and Silicon Valley CEO—the Institute was charged with the mission of giving humans the tools to better appreciate one another, specifically through the accurate dissemination of one’s values and belief systems. Our years of experience collecting, mining, and designing data have resulted in patented algorithms that will never leave you misunderstood. In fact, give us 30 days and we guarantee that those who want to know you will be able to with ease. If that’s not the case, we’ll take your New Shape back at no cost to you.

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